question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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