Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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