At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
