I just cut my nipple shaving
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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