my phone needs a breathalizer
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
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I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
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This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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