Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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