Why are handjobs necessary in class?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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