Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
