Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
We are all done wearing pants today
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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