I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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