pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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