What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
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He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
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HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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