Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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