I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
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I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
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I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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