In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize