I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
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He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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