You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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