dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
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found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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