: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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