i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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