so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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