so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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