I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
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Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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