That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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