He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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