I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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