My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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