JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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