You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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