"it" just moved
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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