every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
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You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
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Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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