You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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