I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
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so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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