He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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