so that wasnt chicken after all
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
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We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
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I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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