whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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