is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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