dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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