i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
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There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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