I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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