...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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