you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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