I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
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It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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