Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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