I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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