Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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