Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
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Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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