Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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