The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
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My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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