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turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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