I wish i was in the wii world.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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