Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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