Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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