omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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